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Post by omnistry on Oct 26, 2005 11:36:25 GMT -5
Billy Crystal told this one at his show last Saturday:
A guy walks into a doctor's office. The doctor comes in and starts examining him.
"How are you?" asks the doctor.
"Well,doc," says the man. "I've got five weiners."
The doctor is shocked by that remark.
"Well... how do your pants fit?" asks the doctor.
The man says, "Like a glove!"
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Post by ladypenelope on Nov 15, 2005 7:44:33 GMT -5
I can't tell you ine cos it would either be sensored or it would lose all the funny if I omitted the rude words
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Post by leo on Nov 15, 2005 14:53:07 GMT -5
you could try adding odd characters or numbers in the word to fool the censor like using 0 for o and 3 for e, ! or 1 for i or whatever.
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Post by ladypenelope on Nov 16, 2005 7:13:17 GMT -5
Ok...what do you do to stop a randy dog from humping your leg?
Suck its d**k!
It's vile I know but so funny (in my weird opinion anyway)
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Post by Sans Nom on Nov 16, 2005 10:18:14 GMT -5
hahaha. I just imagine a 12-year old Brian telling it.
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Post by leo on Nov 17, 2005 8:16:18 GMT -5
lol yeah! i knew i heard that one before ha ha
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Post by ladypenelope on Nov 22, 2005 12:16:33 GMT -5
It's my favourite joke, mainly because people don't expect a small blond bird to come out with something like that, ha!
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